I live in Missouri, and if I had to do this, I would change the “Show-Me State” to the “Show-Me The Hillbilly State.” It’s perhaps a bit insensitive, but that doesn’t make it any less true — just ask Hollywood!
Luckily for you, the 15 people below are way funnier than me. Just wait and see.
#15. Washington
“Washington state, where we have the progressiveness of Oregon and California with only half of the cringe.”
#14. New Jersey
“Welcome to New Jersey. That’s okay. We don’t want you here either.”
#13. Pennsylvania
“Pennsylvania: The State with More Potholes than People on the Roads.”
#12. Missouri
“Missouri- You think we’re all racist, ignorant meth addicts. But you’re only partially right.”
#11. New York
“New York: Hey, fuck you buddy.”
#10. Indiana
“Indiana: holy fuck that’s alot of corn.”
#9. Florida
“Florida: Stay along the coasts, it’s great, and don’t venture too far inland.”
#8. New Hampshire
“New Hampshire: Live cheap, then die.”
#7. Ohio
“Ohio:
Sports or heroin. Your choice.”
#6. Alaska
“Alaska: We constantly need to point out we’re bigger than Texas because we’re overcompensating for our poor financial planning. But it’s beautiful!”
#5. Utah
“Utah: You Can’t Do That Here.”
#4. Arizona
“Arizona: orginal motto is Ditat Deus (God Enriches) but let’s make it more accurate—Deus Arsit (God burns) or Superficie Solis (Surface of the sun)”
#3. California
“California: We don’t think about the rest of you at all.”
#2. Wisconsin
“Wisconsin: Get your old fashioneds and fuck da bears.”
#1. Georgia
“Georgia: we’re not all dumb rednecks
Or
Georgia: only some of us are awful racists.”
Any states you might want to revisit to see if these mottos hold up?
