I live in Missouri, and if I had to do this, I would change the “Show-Me State” to the “Show-Me The Hillbilly State.” It’s perhaps a bit insensitive, but that doesn’t make it any less true — just ask Hollywood!
Luckily for you, the 15 people below are way funnier than me. Just wait and see.
“Washington state, where we have the progressiveness of Oregon and California with only half of the cringe.”
#14. New Jersey
“Welcome to New Jersey. That’s okay. We don’t want you here either.”
“Pennsylvania: The State with More Potholes than People on the Roads.”
“Missouri- You think we’re all racist, ignorant meth addicts. But you’re only partially right.”
#11. New York
“New York: Hey, fuck you buddy.”
“Indiana: holy fuck that’s alot of corn.”
“Florida: Stay along the coasts, it’s great, and don’t venture too far inland.”
#8. New Hampshire
“New Hampshire: Live cheap, then die.”
Sports or heroin. Your choice.”
“Alaska: We constantly need to point out we’re bigger than Texas because we’re overcompensating for our poor financial planning. But it’s beautiful!”
“Utah: You Can’t Do That Here.”
“Arizona: orginal motto is Ditat Deus (God Enriches) but let’s make it more accurate—Deus Arsit (God burns) or Superficie Solis (Surface of the sun)”
“California: We don’t think about the rest of you at all.”
“Wisconsin: Get your old fashioneds and fuck da bears.”
“Georgia: we’re not all dumb rednecks
Georgia: only some of us are awful racists.”
Any states you might want to revisit to see if these mottos hold up?