Remember those days of your youth when you were at a little party of kids and a game of Spin the Bottle broke out?
And then, when that got boring, it was time to play Truth or Dare?
That’s when the real shit went down, my friends. THE CRAZY STUFF that might have even scarred you for life.
Let’s take a little trip down memory lane with these folks on AskReddit users, shall we?
Just so you know, these posts are NSFW.
1. So there we were…
“So we were all really drunk at a party, and my ex was there along with like 5 of his friends, and a few of mine. A lot of the game involved taking off articles of clothing, so I was completely topless.
This other guy, who was very attractive, was shitfaced drunk and down to only his underwear. When I was dared to ask someone to go do 7 minutes in heaven with, I chose the very drunk guy (to make my ex jealous).
Turned out to be the best makeout session of my life – he slammed me around and it was great, we were really loud too. When we got out everyone just looked at us with their jaws on the floor, asking if we had sex in the closet.
We didn’t, but we ended up getting cuddly afterwards for the rest of the game. Right near the end, as we’re both sitting in a chair and he’s holding me, he pukes all over me.
Great night.”
2. Got breadsticks?
“Run buck naked to a Pizza Hut, and go “hey buddy, got any breadsticks? My siblings need em for masturbation.”
It was that, or do it wearing a thong and boxers.”
3. Worked out for the best.
“My gf dared our roommate to blow me. Fast forward a decade and now I’m married to the roommate and we have two kids.
The former gf has been long forgotten.”
4. Okay…
“I think the craziest thing was drinking a glass with semen in it.”
5. A whole new world.
“My fiance admitted she loved one of the girls in the party, and thus led to us working towards a bit of a poly fling.
Interesting stuff.”
6. Not a good idea.
“I was playing truth or dare in my hot tub with a few of my friends. The hot tub was very hot and there were a few inches of snow on the ground.
I was dared to get out of my hot tub and make a snow angel for 10 seconds. Not only that, but I had to do it on my front side rather than the usual back-sided snow angel. Best believe I did it.
I got some pretty rough frostbite on my chest and face. It turns out that doing a snow angel with nothing on except a pair of shorts, soaked in 104 degree water is a rather stupid idea.”
7. We were drunk…
“A few weeks ago my gf, a few of her friends an 2 of my friends were at my gf’s house. As we played, I was dared to spend 15 minutes in the basement with her.
Well we get there and 2 minutes later we do it (I had a condom with me just in case). Was amazing, despite the fact that the basement was very dusty. Afterwards I dared my friend to finger a friend of my gf in front of everyone.
He did but it was a bit uncomfortable for me at least.
Yeah it was a fucked up night and we all were drunk.”
8. This is messed up.
“I’m not proud of this and I was a drunk, lost 15 year old at the time.
I shot a random guy in the face with a pellet gun while he was at work and was carrying a bunch of boxes. Long story short it got lodged under his eye, a ton of cops came and they tracked me to an abandoned house, kicked the door in and I went to juvie.
This was on a school day, I wasn’t there, had a backpack full of beer and one of the reasons they found me is because I dropped my pack of cigarettes turned around to get them while running away and someone saw which apartment I ran through while doing so.
I have a feeling my Truth or Dare around that age was a lot different than most.”
9. In the trailer park.
“Me and buddy would just dare the girls to makeout with us or give bjs.
Being a teenager in the trailer park was great.”
10. All the way.
“My wife and I were playing with another couple. Found out through truths one thing we all had in common as a sexual fantasy was group sex.
We were all already in various forms of undress and the dares moved to daring each other to start doing more sexual acts until we all agreed to go to the bedroom and ended up having a foursome.”
11. Total gross-out.
“In elementary school I dared a kid to drink from the toilet in the bathroom like a dog and the kid actually fucking did it!
I meant it as a joke but he’s the type of kid that can’t turn down a dare so he did it and no one ever got in trouble for it.”
12. Didn’t see that coming.
“Ended up in a threesome with my wife and her friend/coworker, it wasn’t what I expected.”
13. Classy.
“Spent 20 minutes on my hands and knees getting spitroasted. Note none of the guys lasted more than 4 minutes..
Why, yes, we were very socially lubricated at the time, and yes, lube and condoms were used.
We actually skipped over my dare while I dared someone to go buy a big box of condoms and a bottle of lube, then when she got back, things were on.”
14. Getting kinky.
“We were playing a strip version, where if you didn’t want to do the dare you took something off, same with truth, and I got dared to put a can of air freshener up my ass.
I ended up being the first one completely naked from that, and later that night me and my best friend’s sister made out completely naked, and she told me that she wouldn’t have been doing it had I done the dare.”
15. Gross!
“Got dared to snort a crushed up bit of cat food, it was a small piece, how bad can it be? I thought.
Well it turns out that shit sticks to the inside of your nose and throat, all I could smell and taste for the next 2 hours was cat food.
2/10 would not recommend.”
Oh, boy…the memories just came flooding back when I read these.
How about you?
Do you remember playing Truth or Dare? What were some of the craziest things that you saw happen?
Tell us all about it in the comments!
