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15 People Unleash Their Best 2022 Predictions

Y’all, I can hardly believe that another year is coming to a close. I swear that when we’ve been in the thick of the past couple of years it has seemed like they’re never going to end, but they have.

The bad part has been that the years coming next haven’t been much better than the ones we’re leaving behind, but you never know…we remain ever hopeful that this coming year will be different.

These 15 people are wading into these murky waters, so let’s hear what they think!

15. The global collapse of our biosphere.

I think it’s unfortunately telling that I haven’t seen anything talk about climate change.

Somehow there are so many terrible things coming that even the global collapse of our biosphere doesn’t even make the list!

14. I see what you did there.

It’ll be just like 2020 because it’s twenty twenty too.

13. Should we root for that?

I’m honestly rooting for a Cold War with China.

We need to focus on trading with other countries more friendly with us, and we need to stop playing games with Russia. China is the most powerful and evil threat on the global stage.

Belt and Road initiative, economic colonization in Asia, invading Hong Kong, threatening Taiwan, GENOCIDE against Uyghurs, covering up genocide in Myanmar, environmental damage, mass surveillance, their suppression of information may be responsible for the COVID outbreak, aggression with India, must I go on?

12. Big signs.

If the pandemic isn’t over by July, then I think people are finally going to have had enough of the status quo.

There’s been signs of it happening this year already.

12. Eat the rich.

Hopefully we’ll unite as people and get our s*%t together. F**k da 1%.

11. He’s trying to speak it into existence.

People will start respecting other people’s different choices and beliefs and start to get along.

No one said it had to be an accurate prediction.

10. President Harris?

By the end of 2022 Biden will step down due to “health issues”

9. What even is normal?

More loathing and self pity on reddit.

Outside, I think life will continue to become more normal. Hopefully covid sensitive markets begin to stabilize.

8. A popular prediction.

Thanksgiving 2022, Joe Biden will announce that he’s retiring from the presidency.

Two sets of reasons I suspect this will happen, these being the personal and the political: [1] Biden doesn’t want a second term and is concerned he may not survive one anyway (mentally or endurance-wise, if not literally); and [2] It will allow Kamla Harris to run for President in 2024 as the sitting President, giving her a stronger platform and giving Trump less of an opportunity to throw shit than he’d have during an open D primary race.

Plus, Biden would add a tiny gold star next to his place in history for his role in putting the first female President in office.

7. The tail end or the beginning?

Super high runaway inflation. We’re already seeing the beginning tail end of it right now.

6. No more TikTok??

Same s*%t, diffrent iPhones, tiktok replaced, an “influencer” will become a billionaire

5. Societal decay.

More inflation, more poverty, more societal decay. More attempts to erode our rights under the false pretense of safety. More scare tactics, lies and propaganda.

Perhaps a new crisis, new arbitrary whimsical mandates masquerading as law.

And worst, more aquiescence and acceptance from a populace whose real pandemic is a quickly spreading and dangerous strain of Stockholm Syndrome.

4. There’s always a silver lining.

Hyperinflation. Possible conflict in SE Asia.

Might be getting that promotion at work tho.

3. Time to invest.

Bitcoin hits 100K.

2. A market correction.

To summarize, I think the market will have a correction, not a recession.

When this happens I think we will see bitcoin hit 100k because people will shift their money there during those times.

While this is going on we will feel the Covid inflation costs in all aspects of our life.

1. Nothing new under the sun.

The same bullshit that’s been happening for the past 2 years.

Just a divided country at each others necks over controversial topics that are pointless to argue about because no one wants to change their perspective in fear of being alienated by their peers.

Y’all, I hope some of these people are wrong. I can’t take much more drama.

What do you think is headed our way in the new year? Let us know your thoughts on the matter down in the comments!