My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up

— Nikki Reimer (@NikkiReimer) March 5, 2019

So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭

— Jess (@Jessicaadxx) August 31, 2019

While watching a movie with a boyfriend’s family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it.
That young man claimed the fart as his own- that’s when I knew he loved me.
I married him. Today we celebrate 13 years together.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) May 28, 2018

is my boyfriend broken pic.twitter.com/StJBDXsG4D

— K (@karleemmax) March 13, 2019

I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone so I watched him.
He was smiling.
He typed.

Then my phone dinged. And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 24, 2019

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

— TheSonOfPetrosOUTNOW! (@Chase_Sithole) December 11, 2018

when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons pic.twitter.com/FmcKUGGkrG

— Brogan (@broganpaget) August 25, 2019

I don’t know what’s more upsetting, that my wife uploaded my snoring to spotify, that 44,000 people have listened to it, or that she took the time to release an instrumental version! pic.twitter.com/EfBktLpDXy

— Dave (@davecantsing) July 16, 2019

I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo

— Chelsey Mills (@Chels_Mills_) August 3, 2019

My cousin met her husband five years ago on tinder and are now married with kids but she still has him in her phone as “Tom Tinder”

— Dexter’s Fan Page (@ktbonz) November 16, 2018

So romance isn’t dead after all https://t.co/Rjndrh6Gae

— oatmeal luver (@heathertheugly) April 18, 2019

my hands look like this so hers can look like that pic.twitter.com/T8oc8Ohllg

— Druthers Haver (@6thgrade4ever) July 17, 2018