Some of these facts are easy to accept once you hear them, but others just sound like complete and utter bullshit. Well, guess what?
All 15 of these things are totally true. That’s kind of our thing around here. Honest.
#15. When three is a welcome crowd…
#14. The world’s most useless collection of superpowers.
Do the Ninja Turtles retain this oddity?
#13. It’s not even close.
#12. I mean, if you could, wouldn’t they have called it sinksand?
#11. 3rd most popular?? I’ve never even seen one.
#10. Martin Luther King Jr. was, too.
#9. Seems fair.
#8. Time is a flat circle.
#7. You paid two month’s salary for rain?!
#6. Shittiest. Year. Ever.
#5. That’s one hot minute.
#3. She’s fortified!
#2. How desperate do those frogs have to be?
#1. You’ve been doing it backwards your whole life!
I keep meaning to, but I also keep forgetting. Because sleep.
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