adult culture is typing a number into google to see who’s calling you instead of answering

— becca (@theirelad) July 11, 2018

Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs.

— Rachel Breton (@rachiebret) August 6, 2018

Adult email culture is ending every sentence with an exclamation point, then proofreading to see how many is socially acceptable to keep.

— spring ☆ (@springrooove) February 20, 2019

Being an adult is having a favorite grocery store and having conversations about why it’s your favorite grocery store.

— Ashley (@cat_m0m) March 20, 2019

You're not an adult until you have a cabinet full of Tupperware and every time you open it they all spill out and you can never find a matching lid for the one you want to use.

— Collin Whitchurch (@cowhitchurch) August 7, 2018

You’re not an adult until you like drinks with pulp

— nicko (@neek_at_nite) February 20, 2019

I knew I was an adult when I had to have a "no, we got food at home" conversation with myself.

— Dretoven (@Blackkout__) July 26, 2017

I remember the way I used to get excited whenever I received a letter addressed to me when I was younger but every time I receive one now I think “fucking what now”

— yas (@lolzysz) October 9, 2018

Saying “sorry the place is a mess” when a guest enters your home despite the fact that you spent three hours making sure it’s immaculate prior to their visit is adult culture.

— dramalina (@rileytresjolie) April 4, 2018

Adult culture is getting excited over buying a pan

— ?️‍? (@amanda_dorito) November 9, 2017

Regretting you can no longer use « my mom said no » as an excuse when you don’t want to go out is adult culture

— Anahit of Erebuni (@AErebuni) February 9, 2019

Adulthood is wanting to be invited but not wanting to go.

— Ramla (@RamViccaji) March 18, 2019

Being an adult means not having your bed pushed up against a corner. That is literally the only criteria

— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) August 4, 2018

When you’re an adult and you forget to take the chicken out the freezer you really understand why your mom would be so mad

— Ehi(deba)men (@Ehidebamen) February 2, 2018

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to adult today

— Erin Christ (@letxthexERIN) September 7, 2016