I have a good friend who always says, “I love humanity. I tolerate people.” I don’t know why that quote has always stuck in my head, but 20 years later, I still think of it from time to time. (He also says, “the gene pool could use some more chlorine”).
I really do like most people and I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but man, sometimes it’s pretty hard seeing the good in human beings.
Here are some examples that might tip the scales a little bit…in the wrong direction.
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It’s hard to tell if this person is trying to be funny or is…well, kind of a dummy. Let’s assume they were serious with this question. If so, humanity might be in trouble…
A bonus: apparently, this was a submission in the “No Stupid Questions” subreddit.
2.
Was this person trying to say “my husband is less than your husband?” If that’s the case, this guy really hit the jackpot!
I think she meant the exact opposite. Might be time to crack open a book!
3.
I might have a solution here, just stick with me. What about…neither of you orders pickles on anything ever again!!! Just an idea, I know it sounds crazy.
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