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A frightening headline. No, not because China is being sneaky with their submarines. Because, well…you see it, right? I wonder if they’re using the sky to hide their airplanes. Or the roads to hide their tanks…

They are sneaky people.

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Listen, I talked to the sun, and she (yes, it’s a woman) is totally cool with rescheduling this event. So don’t panic. Your kids won’t have to miss any school and the sun said she can move a few things around. Everybody wins!

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Hey, call me old-fashioned, but I’m not the kind of guy who puts Clearly Canadian or Gatorade in his iron when I need to make those pants look brand new. Am I behind the times? A little out of touch, perhaps?

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Wow. This guy actually had to use a lifeline for this? Also, how is 29% of the audience wrong about on this question? Is Idiocracy becoming a reality quicker than we thought it would?

It was only supposed to be a movie!

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Here we go again. First, it was the anti-vaxxers, now it’s the flat-earthers. Which group do you think is worse? Also, look at that sentence: see the word “A*ROUND*”?

Yes, it says ROUND. Like Earth. Where most of us live.