Bathrooms are all over the news and in the courtrooms of America right now. People are threatening boycotts, sending in covert faux perverts to try and prove some weird point that I haven’t quite figured out, bosses are cancelling shows….
All the while, it seems like most people just want to pee.
Bored Panda ran a contest for pictures of creative bathroom signs, and their readers voted – but the voters let us down. There were some real gems (well past the advertised top 20) at the bottom of the barrel, and they are the ones you’ll really want to see.
To honor inclusiveness, we’ll start there, move through the more traditional, and finish off with a big ol’ dose of WTF at the end.
#17. I just wanna pee…
#16. Super inclusive!
#15. Super-DUPER inclusive!
#14. Uni-form weirdness with a touch of cute
#13. “Here’s lookin’ at you, toilet.”
#12. Straight-up shoes
#11. This might be tough when drunk… or not.
#10. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
#9. Just keep on plugging. You’ll figure it out.
#8. Now they’re just fucking with you… Dudes to the left.
#7. “Alien love?! Why’d you say ‘alien love’?”
#6. Don’t forget to cup the lock… and jiggle the handle.
#5. What’s gonna work? Teamwork!
#4. I mean, I get it… but I’m still confused.
#3. I don’t think that does what you think it does.
#2. And that is absolutely not how it works.
#1. What the… what… what?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I guess that’s how things go these day, yeah? Things can be totally normal and then somebody tries to one up the next person… and very quickly we’re in a VERY weird place.
What do you think about these signs? Let us know in the comments!