Hashtag game alert! This one is awesome – who doesn’t like having a safe space to share the idiotic things they’ve done?
Personally, I’d have to admit to putting laundry away in the fridge and looking for my cell phone frantically while I’m talking on it. Yeah. Maybe I should have entered?
For sure, though, these 17 people deserve an honorable mention for doing dumb things. Read on!
#17. Actually learning lyrics can be such a rude awakening.
I thought the AC/DC song You Shook Me All Night Long started with “she was a fax machine…” #imdumb
— Lori (@LoCage) May 13, 2016
#16. I mean, technically you’re right.
I used to think when handicapped parking signs say “$250 fine”, it meant if you pay $250, ok FINE you can park there. #ImDumb
— Frances Marshall (@fmarshall99) May 12, 2016
#15. I think we can all relate to this.
My husband left his phone & asked me to bring it to him. Driving there I realized I forgot it. So I tried to call & tell him. #ImDumb
— Jill West (@JillToday) May 26, 2016
#14. If I was this guy’s wife I would be soooooo pissed he fit in my jeans comfortably. Or at all.
Got dressed for work in the dark one morning, went to work, got home and realized I wore my wife’s Chic jeans all day. #ImDumb
— Darren Sloan (@DarrenSloan1) May 13, 2016
#13. Sometimes, you are your own worst enemy.
I once drove my car to work, paid for parking and then forgot and took the bus home. Thought my car was stolen when I got home #ImDumb
— Michelle Stewart (@Michelle282828) May 12, 2016
#12. Mirrors are confusing. To be fair.
#IMDUMB I entered a bathroom turned and said excuse me to some1 exiting. Turns out the person was me and it was a mirror not the entrance.
— Kelley Sunthimer (@kellbell890644) May 15, 2016
#11. I want a pic of the employee’s face when he asked.
I once walked into a Game Stop, saw a display for “free air guitars – take one”, didn’t see any, asked clerk if they had any more. #IMDUMB
— Deuce McCool (@DeuceMcCool) May 13, 2016
#10. This is just hilarious.
At work I ran into a mannequin, apologized, then said ‘oh wait, I thought you were a person…Why am I still talking to you?’ #ImDumb
— Victoria (@yaoifangirl09) May 14, 2016
#9. Who hasn’t done this? (I have done this).
I once started a line outside a restroom thinking there was someone inside. Five minutes later, I opened the door and it was empty. #ImDumb
— F r e d e r i c k ♊️ (@fgivory) May 13, 2016
#8. …were you high, though?
@jimmyfallon #ImDumb I once waited in line at Macys behind a mannequin for 15minutes thinking it was a person.
— Yafet G (@yafet01) May 11, 2016
#7. I mean, you hadn’t had your coffee yet, so…
@jimmyfallon went through the dunkin donuts drive thru and started talking to the garbage can instead of the speaker #imdumb
— Londyn Mitchell (@LondynMitchell) May 11, 2016
#6. You just kissed the wrong one. Obviously. Some princes are mean.
I genuinely believed that if you kissed a frog it would turn into a prince so I ended in the hospital for kissing a venomous toad. #ImDumb
— ΞDGAR ANTHONY SOLIS™ (@edgatic) May 15, 2016
#5. So many people have had this realization. SO MANY.
Up until my late teens, I thought “Alzheimer’s Disease” was called “Old Timers Disease”. It sounded the same and made sense. #imdumb
— Erin McManus (@TheRinster) May 14, 2016
#4. Wait, what are you supposed to do with it?
@FallonTonight #ImDumb #FallonTonight My date took me to a fancy restaurant, ordered wine. The waiter handed me the cork & I licked it.
— Amy Modaff (@amym0711) May 13, 2016
#3. I hope there was a fridge down there. And a toilet.
i painted the stairs leading to basement going down. i was trapped for three and a half hours. #imdumb
— eazy (@evan_aye) May 12, 2016
#2. Mouths, man. They just get away from you sometimes.
When I went to the movies, the guy at the ticket counter said “enjoy your movie!” I smiled and said, “you too!” #imdumb
— Dylan (@DylanLangley) May 12, 2016
#1. This is the new dumb.
Once I tried to use my fingers to zoom in on my school pictures. #Imdumb
— Zoë Blaire (@Blaire_47) May 12, 2016
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