Cats. Humans can totally live without them, but it seems we don’t want to: they’re cute, they’re funny, and maybe we’re hoping that if we feed them they’ll ultimately decide not to murder us in our sleep.
The 17 tweets below prove that we’re right to be worried, because the little floofs among us are as weird as they are adorable.
#17. Oh, hey, fancy meeting you here!
When you bump into your cat 1/4 mile away from home.. pic.twitter.com/AKuAbW7HWD
— SнеRlock 🕵🏻 (@SherlockyTweet) April 4, 2018
#16. Stellar use of a hidden camera, if you ask me.
My roommate’s cat is always breaking out of her bathroom. I set up this hidden camera to find out how…and y’all….i- 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/AUDN9IWPNE
— aliyah (@steeleio_) February 21, 2019
#15. It’s best to make yourself look large in the face of a potential threat.
I’m pet sitting. This is my friends cat checking me out for the first time pic.twitter.com/aW3GXjyf7K
— eternal classic (@etrnl_classic) February 3, 2019
#14. This cat is basically a toddler.
And now here’s a video of my cat running into my room to say “I love you” and then not being able to handle the emotions of finally admittting it pic.twitter.com/rDGdWt4b0G
— chad jamian (@chadjamian) December 6, 2018
#13. That’s everyone’s dilemma, my friend, regardless of profession.
The photojournalist's dilemma: save your girlfriend's pasta or get the shot of a lifetime? pic.twitter.com/ESBf56hvkV
— Margaret Middleton (@magmidd) August 28, 2018
#12. He’s pretty sure no one can see him now.
My cat did not want to be at the vet today. So he kept sticking his head in this trash hole. I died. pic.twitter.com/Q3z4YoJJMa
— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) December 19, 2018
#11. Someone is confused about the predator/prey relationship here, and it’s everyone.
my rabbit claiming my cat’s belongings and my cat being too scared to do anything about it: a photo series pic.twitter.com/cOjLWOfCqI
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 12, 2019
#10. Are you sure that’s a cat?
I FUCKING LOVE HIMMMM pic.twitter.com/DGYS9FDLIZ
— jerusalem merced (@jeruslayem999) February 17, 2019
#9. She has her reasons.
My cat keeps lining up my 9yo son’s socks. pic.twitter.com/Y8BxTjLV5Z
— ghost mom (@radtoria) February 5, 2019
#8. Cats watching cats never disappoints.
— Drusilla Moorhouse (@DruMoorhouse) December 28, 2018
#7. He just wants to make sure you still love him.
When I hear a thump in the bathroom I know he’s leaped from the toilet onto and over the shower door and also he has no way out unless I set him free pic.twitter.com/i44XhCNE5N
— youve completely manuined horses for me (@ManuclearBomb) April 7, 2019
#6. She’s not exaggerating. Fair warning.
y’all want to see the grossest thing I’ve ever recorded pic.twitter.com/nPvZI6uWY7
— maddy franklin (@moddyfronklon) March 17, 2019
#5. Just living up to his namesake, is all.
It has been scientifically proven that cats are among the smartest creatures in the animal kingdom. Then there's Gary. pic.twitter.com/frI7gmwmS9
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) February 18, 2019
catwalk is a good movie pic.twitter.com/hSv39Ug9vc
— scorning glory (@sashageffen) January 21, 2019
#3. They do not care about your wants, human.
I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? pic.twitter.com/j6EGWvCtBt
— sare (@sarahjorden_) June 20, 2017
#2. An apt comparison.
Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber pic.twitter.com/vNYaYbVocW
— Rup Walker (@rupinjapan) March 17, 2019
#1. I’m going to go ahead and blame “parenting.”
my son is really bad at drinking water pic.twitter.com/4YkrPeOP1s
— mads (@MaddieJoel) February 15, 2019
Cats: Still the best argument for the internet.