If you go to the gym and find that there seem to be a fair amount of a**holes running around bragging about their pecs and such, you won’t be surprised (but you will be amused) by these 17 tweets.
If you don’t find them to be so, well, you might want to take a good, hard look in the mirror.
#17. Or ever.
Gym etiquette 101: don't make eye contact with me while I squat
— Dezcreepcore 🔜 @FANX SLC (@Dezcreepcore) May 25, 2017
#16. There is no good answer.
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ curling in squat rack😂 ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
— Colossus Fitness (@ColossusFitness) June 2, 2017
#15. That’s one reason.
if you can bench 270 i'm super proud of you but I can't so rerack ur fucking weights
— Jess (@jessypflueger) June 1, 2017
#14. That’s what we all want.
Some guys at the gym watch themselves in the mirror like they wanna live with 100 reflections on an island where sadness cannot find them.
— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) January 28, 2015
#13. Um, because it’s delicious duh.
Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast]
Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) March 7, 2016
#12. Deeply true.
you can find the deepest darkest corner of the gym to do hip thrusts and still some creep guy still gunna find a reason to be there
— Caitlin McGrath (@ccaitlincaitlin) April 27, 2017
#11. Inside grunts, please.
Sir, my volume doesn't go up an higher to tune out your excessive grunting. Tone it down #gymproblems
— Melanie Reagan (@mreags) May 22, 2017
#10. What a waste of a good lunch hour.
People that go to the gym for their lunch hour give me the absolute FEAR. Go eat u fkn creep
— Hannah Simpson (@hsimpsonX) May 22, 2017
#9. If you slam it, they will come.
Pick up a weight & slam it on the ground. It's the call of the crossfitters & they'll appear from the shadows to give you pointers. https://t.co/xSJpJY0wOg
— David of the Web (@digimarks) April 16, 2017
#8. New rule.
to the dude whistling in the gym shower, either get on pitch or shut the fuck up
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) January 20, 2017
#7. If only we could all be so excited.
let's calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 13, 2013
#6. Use your eyeballs as much as your biceps, friend.
Someone just asked if I was using a machine I'm sitting on. Yes. #GymProblems
— DJ kevvy kev (@Double_0h_Kevin) May 17, 2017
#5. Hard pass.
when dudes I just matched with creep me at the gym. deleting bumble byeee 😒 pic.twitter.com/2NjhXScAqY
— kristen (@kris10michaela) May 9, 2017
#4. Brb dying.
Hi it's me, the guy who carries a gallon of water around the gym. No time to hit the fountain. I'm always prepared for a hydration emergency
— Experienced Professional (@SortaBad) May 12, 2017
#3. It definitely burns calories.
I hate people at the gym who look like they're having a good time. I hate them so much it's part of my cardio.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 23, 2016
#2. Talk about leveling up.
A dude at the gym who has been wearing sunglasses inside while WORKING OUT legit just pulled nunchucks out of his backpack
— Experienced Professional (@SortaBad) March 20, 2016
#1. Personal space. Learn it. Love it.
— Teagan Leigh (@TeagannLeighh) May 12, 2017
Gym rats, indeed.