We all know that Tumblr is an absolute treasure trove when it comes to wild and crazy story. And we all know that you’ve got very little to do right now, otherwise we wouldn’t be having this virtual conversation.

So how about this… we’ll bring you some tasty Tumblr tales and you just sit back, relax and read ALL of them

Good deal?

Good deal.

#1. The Hit Man

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#2. The Pocket Piggy

#3. Mickey and the Blackout (not a band name)

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#4. Death Was Right on Schedule. Siriously.

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#5. The Lifetime Supply of Snow Globes

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#6. He Went to Jared

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#7. When Twitter Starts to Bug You

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#8. The Dog Who Wouldn’t Die

#9. A Super-Shitty Prank

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#10. Right Foot: Gray

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#11. Birds + Bees = WTAF

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#12. PLOT TWIST

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#13. Note: This Story Is Only Funny If You Know Basic Math

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#14. The Gorillaz Effect

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#15. Life Is All Ketchup and Rainbows

#16. Awareness Is Key

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#17. The Frog Whisperer

#18. The Best Story Ever 2

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What a story about The First Wives Club, eh? I bet you never thought you’d read that sentence… because who has REALLY thought about The First Wives Club movie since 1996? I’m sure maybe a few dozen have thought about it. Goldie Hawn surely has. But not many.

So yes, consider this a gift, from Tumblr to us to you.

Any other story tickle your fancy? Let us know in the comments!