I watch the news when I want my generalized anxiety disorder to be more specific.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 26, 2014

Nobody buys into "if you can conceive it, you can achieve it!!!" more than my anxiety

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 30, 2015

me to my anxiety: pic.twitter.com/fJYpVNK8Zo

— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) April 14, 2015

I'm not saying I want to be haunted by a creepy ghost child, but a good mirror scare would be a nice reprieve from "free-floating" anxiety.

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) August 11, 2014

Myyyy social anxiety brings all the mumblemumblemumblelookaway

— Hootsuite Riot (@AmyDentata) April 17, 2013

the netflix counter of how many seconds until the next episode plays automatically is freaking me out. anxiety is cool everyone get anxious

— mike pence's first wife, lilith (@jon_snow_420) March 27, 2016

I love introducing my social anxiety to someone else's social anxiety

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 31, 2016

To achieve inner peace, just convince yourself the anxiety fueled hellscape of a life you created is exactly what you wanted. Namaste.

— beth, someone else (@bourgeoisalien) September 12, 2015

when you think about it, having both depression and anxiety is an effective system of checks and balances

— anna borges (@annabroges) April 12, 2016

My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) March 16, 2015

It seems unfair and statistically improbable for the odd sex dream to turn into a full-on anxiety nightmare and yet, here we are.

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) May 23, 2013

Idea:
Apartments designed for people with anxiety issues called "The Zo Lofts".

— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) November 12, 2014

ALL MY PEOPLE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY IN THE HOUSE SAY HOOOOOOO
[nervous mumbling]

— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 8, 2014

Any chair can be a rocking chair if your anxiety is bad enough.

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 18, 2016

Social anxiety? Do what I do: set a shed on fire, sneak out in the ensuing melee.
Only works twice

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 1, 2013

March winds bring April showers, April showers bring anxiety attacks in the garden center of Home Depot.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 13, 2015

Pretty cool how anxiety makes life feel like Super Mario Bros. when the running-out-of-time music comes on.

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) November 6, 2013

They should make an app for people with anxiety or depression that will have extroverts make phone calls and appointments for them.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 24, 2016

Anxiety is the price of life.

— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) September 22, 2012

Me: Goodnight.

Brain: Pssst.

Me: What?

Brain: What disease do you think we have?

— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015