Florida, you are such a gem. In addition to your miles of beautiful coastline, you have the biggest collection of totally bonkers news stories (and totally bonkers people, it seems) in our great nation.
Here are 20 of the craziest news stories from Florida from the past 10 years. Wowza!
1. Good move
2. Whoa
3. Did it work, though?
4. It’s what she wanted…
5. Left a trail
6. Smooth criminal
7. Shouldn’t have done that
8. What a day
9. At least she’s honest
10. She was occupied, okay?
11. Why the hell not?
12. Prayers not answered
13. Hmmmm
14. Potato salad rage
15. He was hungry
16. Mother of the Year
17. He died with honor
18. Good job!
19. Very Florida
20. And, finally…
Way to go, Florida! You’re outranking the rest of us in weirdness by a longshot!