Florida, you are such a gem. In addition to your miles of beautiful coastline, you have the biggest collection of totally bonkers news stories (and totally bonkers people, it seems) in our great nation.

Here are 20 of the craziest news stories from Florida from the past 10 years. Wowza!

1. Good move

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2. Whoa

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3. Did it work, though?

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4. It’s what she wanted…

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5. Left a trail

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6. Smooth criminal

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7. Shouldn’t have done that

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8. What a day

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9. At least she’s honest

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10. She was occupied, okay?

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11. Why the hell not?

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12. Prayers not answered

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Potato salad rage

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15. He was hungry

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16. Mother of the Year

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17. He died with honor

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18. Good job!

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19. Very Florida

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20. And, finally…

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Way to go, Florida! You’re outranking the rest of us in weirdness by a longshot!