Look, I know that’s a big claim in the headline. There are a ton of funny people out there, and a good number of those folks have figured out how to translate their sense of humor into Twitter’s particular short form.
That said, I stand by my statement. Comedian and actor George Wallace does it better than most, and if you feel like arguing, wait until you’ve scrolled through 20 of his best jokes.
20. It’s a hard choice.
Both are fun, but your age is probably a factor.
We grew up so poor we could only twist OR shout.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) November 6, 2021
19. He figured gravy would win over anyone.
And I mean…it’s not a bad bet.
18. Everyone should be so lucky.
Keep them coming, as far as I’m concerned.
17. This one made me snort.
And then consider whether or not there are any others.
16. I mean honestly.
Why are we all not protesting??
15. I’m not sure this is canon.
And whatnot.
14. Any other nominations?
Because I really think he got them all.
13. Eh they don’t care.
They just love us no matter how weird we’re being.
12. Just one more thing that makes it special.
Think about it.
11. I’m pretty sure that’s how Al feels.
Everyone is at the center of their own story, after all.
10. I’d love to see pictures.
Of either. Or both, really.
9. They never get their due.
Maybe because they burned down the house.
8. Nobody needs all of those birds.
Birds are dirty. That’s just a lot of cleaning.
7. I want to hear more about those people.
Those are the stories more folks need to tell.
6. One of their many struggles in life.
Don’t even try to find your name on a souvenir keychain.
5. We’re all rebels now.
Because literally no one gives two hoots anymore.
4. It is confusing.
But I mean, they’re just kids. They just go with it.
3. This is an amazing piece of comedy.
But no, I’m not using that syrup.
2. That’s cranberry jelly.
I mean, at best.
1. You gotta keep hustling.
You don’t get ahead by resting on your slimy laurels.
Ok, I’m ready. Are you still thinking someone else does it better or have I convinced you?
Sound off on who you think is the funniest person on Twitter in the comments!
