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24 Shower Thoughts From Some Real Philosophers

I don’t know about you, but I love hearing what other people think in the shower. If I get in there with no music on, no audiobook playing, and no kids screaming in the background (a real trick these days!) I honestly never know what’s going to come to mind – but I’m always excited to find out!

These 24 people were just innocently washing their hair when they realized they were actually very wet philosophers – and now they’re sharing their sudsy revelations with all of us!

24. If they really deserved it.

Isn’t that ironic?

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23. When you think about it that way…

That’s quite an accomplishment.

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22. We’ve been playing Candyland all this time.

The kids inside us should absolutely love this train of thought.

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21. Being bored away from home is torture.

We only love it when we can actually do and say nothing.

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20. The next time you think about leaving it…

Just do the math and take the second!

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19. There are maternal societies.

It does make more sense, but who cares about that I guess.

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18. They just want to laugh.

And really, why should we begrudge them that?

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17. I love this take.

Hopefully all kids are wanted but adopted kids KNOW they were.

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16. This is an excellent take.

Middle age is when people definitely lose a few f**ks.

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15. Well this is just disgusting.

Though I would definitely still rather eat the gummy worms.

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14. I could go on about this.

I hate this dynamic and it’s apparently never going to stop.

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13. Our brains do a lot of sus stuff.

Don’t even get me started on nightmares.

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12. This is probably true in most cases.

Not all, but the statistics don’t lie.

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11. They don’t need to see the road.

You know, because they don’t have eyes.

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10. Just use the dollar.

Or dog-ear the page. The police are not going to come for you.

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9. It’s a lot of school for that sort of work.

But the views are great. So are the bragging rights.

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8. I believe some people’s houses are always clean.

Am I wrong on this one?

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7. You can’t trust those things.

Because you can’t trust the people behind them, obviously.

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6. People are people, y’all.

Doesn’t matter what clothes they’re wearing at the time.

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5. There’s no way that’s going well.

Anyone who thinks it will is fooling themselves.

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4. I bet they probably did.

Because once again, humans!

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3. You’ve gotta be one or the other.

Please, pick one!

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2. It’s a sad state of affairs.

If you look at it that way.

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1. Again, brains.

Not really nice at all, aside from keeping us alive.

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Don’t you just love reading stuff like this? The human brain is really something else.

What’s the best shower thought you ever had? Hit us with it in the comments!