We spend a lot of time on Reddit asking questions, right? People come up with some great ones that keep us on our toes and our brains sharp, and we all have our favorite ones that we keep for parties and getting to know new people.
Have you ever spent time thinking about your favorite answers, though? These 25 people have, and they’re sharing them with us below!
25. Except when it is.
It’s never lupus.
24. It’ll stick with you.
“Quack”
A weird girls response to being asked if she was a duck or a free thinker by a college lecturer. It stayed with me.
23. We could all say this 100x a day.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go f**k yourself.
22. This one makes you think.
I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.
21. A happy coincidence.
“You must be the other guy!”
Marky Mark then went on to star in the movie “The Other Guys”.
20. If you know…
Sadly, that train has sailed.
My absolute favourite. But now Austin Powers is over 20 years old I think people just think I’m thick when I say it.
The way that line is delivered in that film is absolutely spectacular.
19. When you just need a breather…
Here’s Tom with the weather…
18. I actually hate this one.
Indeed.
17. It’s not short and sweet.
It would take 500 million men with an average ejaculate amounting to 5ml to fill an Olympic sized pool with one ejaculation each. Simple math.. 2.5m liters to fill one standard sized Olympic pool. 5ml is 0.005 liters. 2.5m/0.005 is 500,000,000.
So if each guy can each have 1 meter of space to uphold “privacy” we can fit approximately 150 men at a time around the pool.
Lets say it takes all 150 men 5 minutes to do the deed that means we will need 3,333,333 shifts of 150 men ejaculating exactly every 5 minutes to fill this pool in ~16,666,666 minutes or ~277,777 hours OR ~11,574 days OR OR ~385 months OR OR OR ~32 years or ~the average life span of the Canadian goose.
16. Perfection.
“That’s a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket”
15. Keep people on their toes.
Well yes but actually no.
14. Go ahead and Google it.
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?
This became a standard response of mine at some point in my life. I don’t know when, I just know that it did.
13. Everyone knows that makes a difference.
“Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants”
12. It’s always no.
“If you need an answer right now, it’s No.”
Courtesy of Al Swearengen.
11. Go ahead and give it a try.
F**k you and the horse you rode in on…works for 95% of questions.
10. A solid reply.
we just watched Deadwood for the first time – the entire series and movie – and there is something so endearing about Al. he’s up there with Walter White in the category of bad people you root for.
“The sun has not yet risen on the day in which I take heed to your advice” is my butchered version of my favorite quote from the show, Calamity Jane to Charlie Utter.
9. I use this one a lot.
“Tell him to eat s*%t, Johnny”
8. An old joke.
For some reason someone said “I’m pissed off!” And the response was ” better than being pissed on” I have always thought about every now and then and laugh idk why its not too funny but it just gets me.
Edit: sounds like the majority of people heard something like this from Men In Tights. Which makes sense as I actually love this movie and forgot about that scene.
I’m sure its an old joke that Mel Brooks used in his film as many people have memories of loved ones saying it. Thanks for sharing!
7. It’s never NOT the answer.
Based in all other NSFW posts I see – the answer is “your mom!”
6. I approve.
Whenever my mom calls my dad a smarta$$, he responds, “better than a dumba$$!”
So yeah, long story short they raised a whole bunch of smarta$$ kids.
5. Select START for two players.
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start
4. Very descriptive!
Bite my shiny metal a$$!
3. So relatable.
Crap, it’s on the tip of my tongue. I’ll probably remember it later
2. It always makes us laugh.
Winners don’t use drugs! Except steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs!
1. We’re all on autopilot.
Try switching it off and on again.
I wasn’t sure what to expect with these replies, but I definitely wasn’t disappointed.
What’s your favorite answer? Drop some more cool thoughts on us in the comments!
