#8. So, I was like, “Why don’t I just put it in the microwave?” Then I was all, “Oh… I guess that’s why.”
#7. Dressed to impress.
#6. The baby is now properly labeled – please stop leaving her in the puppy bin.
#5. I left half for you; what’s the big deal?!
#4. I finished that pie lattice for you, but your fancy cross-hatching can eat a D.