Marriage is a beautiful bond and a lifetime commitment between two loving people.
It’s also fodder for some killer comedy, as evidenced by these tweets from people you know must be married to come up with this stuff.
1. Oh, this isn’t a fast trip…
[Target]
Me: We’re just picking up a few things, right?
Wife: *evil cackle*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017
2. I do love this. A lot.
Photo Credit: Twitter,LizHackett
3. Because why not?
Photo Credit: Twitter,XplodingUnicorn
4. They’re fun!
Photo Credit: Twitter,steven37366100
5. Agreed.
Photo Credit: Twitter,ian_mendes
6. Ohhh baby… talk responsible to me…
Photo Credit: Twitter,petricksara
7. Hey, I’m STARVING!
Photo Credit: Twitter,TheCatWhisprer
8. Haha, sure….
Photo Credit: Twitter,Mr_Kapowski
9. I will never tell you this.
Photo Credit: Twitter,lhlodder
10. Well, that SHOULD count…
Photo Credit: Twitter,ValeeGrrl
11. *cough*
Photo Credit: Twitter,bourgeoisalien
12. Isn’t every question rhetorical?
Photo Credit: Twitter,iwearaonesie
13. Truth.
Photo Credit: Twitter,workingmom86
14. No need to talk to anybody with the period supplies!
Photo Credit: Twitter,TheCatWhisprer
15. Says you!
Photo Credit: Twitter,wine_charmer
16. Perfection
Photo Credit: Twitter,cameronesposito
17. She’s really trying you guys!
Photo Credit: Twitter,ashleyaustrew
18. Why can’t you just SHUT them?!?
Photo Credit: Twitter,junejuly12
19. Oh my my my… we got some fire here…
Photo Credit: Twitter,theunderfold
20. Get your own bed. I’m done.
Photo Credit: Twitter,six_pack_mom
21. Basically, every damn thing at once.
Photo Credit: Twitter,twosapphiresblu
22. Define “A LOT”
Photo Credit: Twitter,MUMSIEesq
23. Sexy.
Photo Credit: Twitter,anniemumary
24. Important questions can’t wait
Photo Credit: Twitter,iwearaonesie
25. Yep! He’s a keeper!
Photo Credit: Twitter,angryraccoon2
(h/t: pleated-jeans)
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