Listen, don’t get me wrong. Big boobies are a gift to this world, maybe one of the nicest things to exist. However having them isn’t always a walk in the park. There are certain problems every single girl with big ole tiddies has experienced and (breast reduction aside) will forever experience.

1. These feels:

2. Not being able to find a cute bra anywhere:

3. This. THIS!

4. Your boobies stay trying to escape your tanks:

5. The horror that is THE QUADRABOOB:

6. This makes you laugh:

7. Yoga always goes something like this:

8. Crop tops are generally not an option:

9. And the seams. The seams!!!

10. Knowing better than to order a seemingly demure dress online but still falling for that trap:

11. Sometimes you just can’t wear things you want to wear:

12. It isn’t that unusual to find baby animals in your ginormous cups:

…or adult animals

13. This inevitable catch-22:

14. Dropping sharp objects into the crevice:

15. You’d probably follow Pennywise into a sewer for this:

16. You both appreciate and sympathize with this tattoo:

17. This accurately summarizes what jogging is like for you:

18. And you are more than familiar with being “impaled”:

19. No trip to the beach is complete without digging boob holes:

20. Having to hear this unasked for comment:

21. This comic really speaks to your soul:

22. Lying on your back is a cool and fun activity:

23. This is the bane of your existence:

24. You’re tired of apologizing!

25. Sometimes it really does feel like you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t:

26. But you’ve learned to love it anyhow ?

27. Finally coming to terms with this:

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