There are several reasons I’ve been hesitant to re-name any of my Pokémon in the game so far.
Practically speaking, I like using the “A-Z” function to organize them by type, but I think the main reason is that I have enough stuff to do – when the servers let me on – that re-naming Pokémon just hasn’t become a priority. Unless, of course, I’m evolving an Eevee.
And even then, that only works the first time around.
Well, that all might change now that I’ve seen what Imgur user june1920 has done: re-name all of their Pokémon with whatever his or her two-year-old called them.
Here are 25 examples of one kid naming Pokémon the darndest things:
#25.
#24.
#23.
#22.
If it walks like a Pokemon…
#21.
And it’s a pain in the ass to catch.
#20.
#19.
#18.
Oh, good! I was worried there for a second that the chicken might get lonely.#17.
#16.
#15.
It’s a subtle distinction.
#14.
Get ready for the “bunny” run…
#13.
#12.
#11.
Sure. Why not? Right?!
#10.
Vs Zombies…
#9.
OK, that one’s actually pretty accurate. Maybe even more so than in the game.
#8.
Not even close. Dumb kids…
#7.
If you’re naughty, this is who visits now instead of Santa.
#6.
FISH? What?? Who is raising this child…
#5.
*Does whatever a spider-bat does…*
#4.
#3.
I believe that’s 2-year-old for “keep please”…
#2.
F*ck yeah it’s a moon!
#1.
Yep.
What’s the funniest name that you’ve seen or come up with so far?
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