9 People’s Hilarious Confessions of Things They Believed for Way Too Long

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It’s kind of cute when a child pronounces something wrong, sings the wrong lyrics to a song, or makes funny assumptions about life based on their own limited knowledge.

It’s less adorable when it happens to an adult, but it is hilarious – and we’re allowed to laugh at grownups, so there’s that.

These 9 people are putting their embarrassing misunderstandings out into the world, so let’s take a look, shall we?

9. Kind of like a library I guess?

I have no idea what she’s talking about with the rest of it.

8. He straight-up admitted it took until he was 30.

Brave man, that one.

7. Well she got the lubricant part right.

This one just killed me.

6. I 100% pronounced it that way the first time I saw it in a book.

I was in middle school, though.

5. The wording is a bit confusing.

To a child, I mean.

4. I need to know at what age they learned the truth.

But he was kind of a villain.

3. Oh my goodness that poor dear.

Bless her little pea-pickin’ heart.

2. I can never un-see that now.

The name thing cracks me up though.

1. Like in Bedknobs and Broomsticks I guess.

That song about Portobello Road really isn’t appropriate for kids, right?

Some of these are understandable, but others…I’m not so sure!

Do you have a confession to add? Share it with us in the comments!