If nothing else, this post will make you feel a lot less alone – like, if you think crazy things in the shower, there’s a 1000% chance that other people do, too.
Because I scrolled through these and nodded my head to preeeeettttty much every single one.
#17. Just get in already.
#16. Eardrums beware.
#15. I mean better safe than sorry.
#14. Literally.
#13. You dug for that sh*t!
#12. This picture is scary accurate.
#11. Try explaining “it’s only three minutes” to your sleepy brain.
#10. And when you’re late.
#9. There are so many other fun things to do on your phone though.
#8. The dishes are clean but you’re not.
#7. Every time! What’s up with that?
#6. Your life flashes before your eyes.
#5. Why do we do this??
#4. Brains, right?
#3. This is not the time to be conservative.
#2. Preferably near a mirror.
#1. If a site doesn’t accept some kind of online wallet I’m probably not checking out.
It’s kind of nice to know we’re all nuts, isn’t it?