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13 Honest Tumblr Posts About Not Having Kids

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I adore my kids. To be clear.

That said, I also adored the 37 years I spent without children dictating most of my waking (and sleeping) moments.

You know, like a normal human being. Or at least I think it was normal. I don’t know… you’d have to ask… okay, I don’t have a good answer for this one.

Yeah, it’s probably best I have kids now.

So, these 13 posts had me remembering, quite fondly, my life before the kiddos.

Or something like that!

#13. I miss those things.

You can never get too much of either, right parents? RIGHT?!?!

https://www.tumblr.com/sodomymcscurvylegs/127800635424/family-and-friends-what-could-be-better-than

#12. Valid choice.

Dogs are just as good as kids… at least for 20-year-olds.

https://www.tumblr.com/ezswanson/134444970292/not-yet-20-and-i-already-find-myself-interjecting

#11. Legend is right, though it probably won’t take 3 tries.

Probably only takes ONE annoying mother-in-law.

https://www.tumblr.com/the-pie-hunter/151298940390/legend-has-it-if-you-say-i-dont-want-children

#10. This post is the stuff of dreams.

I’m still thinking about it… even three minutes after.

https://official-daft-punk.tumblr.com/post/145409359752

#9. The horror…

I mean… who even says things like that?!?

https://www.tumblr.com/arosandaces/134422733198/random-relative-i-havent-seen-in-three-years

#8. My toddler is definitely someone else’s birth control these days.

Let me check on that birth control one more time… okay?

https://www.tumblr.com/daniveganblue/140481844416/same-face-sterilize-me-please-childfree

#7. Someone fix this.

We need to be able to accidentally make pizzas if we can accidentally make humans.

https://www.tumblr.com/narcotic/109978889674/it-really-messes-me-up-that-you-can-accidentally

#6. Honestly, bottle-feeding a lamb also seems like a lot of work.

This is still amazing.

https://www.tumblr.com/ruusverd/159550673942/im-in-my-mid-twenties-and-honestly-get-so-much

#5. *le gasp*

Never say never, kids!

https://www.tumblr.com/thelegsandbikes/135358136223/choice

#4. I’ll take Italy for $5000.

You can have the wiggles.

https://www.tumblr.com/hailtheduran/86894303243

#3. Your point?

Give me a high five!

https://www.tumblr.com/monogato/144460734563

#2. How about no.

And also… no.

An old gem I found through tumblr
byu/cluelessinpink inchildfree

#1. Why do people say this?!

I’m pretty sure that I DO NOT want kids. Okay, thx.

https://www.tumblr.com/ceaselesslyinlove/133094617599/housemate-1-so-how-many-kids-do-you-want-me

You can’t have it both ways, so choose wisely! Because as much as I said I didn’t want kids… I’ve got two.

Yeah, let that sink in. Read between the lines.

Just kidding, my beautiful babies!

O_O