I watch the news when I want my generalized anxiety disorder to be more specific.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 26, 2014

Nobody buys into "if you can conceive it, you can achieve it!!!" more than my anxiety

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) December 30, 2015

the netflix counter of how many seconds until the next episode plays automatically is freaking me out. anxiety is cool everyone get anxious

— Dr. Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. (@jon_snow_420) March 27, 2016

I love introducing my social anxiety to someone else's social anxiety

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) July 31, 2016

when you think about it, having both depression and anxiety is an effective system of checks and balances

— anna borges (@annabroges) April 12, 2016

My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) March 16, 2015

ALL MY PEOPLE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY IN THE HOUSE SAY HOOOOOOO
[nervous mumbling]

— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 8, 2014

Any chair can be a rocking chair if your anxiety is bad enough.

— stephanie mcmaster (@Smethanie) June 18, 2016

Social anxiety? Do what I do: set a shed on fire, sneak out in the ensuing melee.
Only works twice

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 1, 2013

March winds bring April showers, April showers bring anxiety attacks in the garden center of Home Depot.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 13, 2015

Pretty cool how anxiety makes life feel like Super Mario Bros. when the running-out-of-time music comes on.

— stephanie mcmaster (@Smethanie) November 6, 2013

They should make an app for people with anxiety or depression that will have extroverts make phone calls and appointments for them.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 24, 2016

Me: Goodnight.

Brain: Pssst.

Me: What?

Brain: What disease do you think we have?

— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015