For centuries, people have debated about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster. The tale has been passed down for ages about the gigantic creature that supposedly lives in Loch Ness in Scotland.
We all know there’s been a lot of noise around the millions (maybe?) of people planning to storm Area 51 to finally get to the bottom of the U.S. government’s hidden secrets re: aliens, and now folks are getting more creative. I mean, if you’re gonna solve one mystery, why not solve more? And that why they want to “Storm Loch Ness, Nessie can’t hide from us all.”
Yes, that’s an actual Facebook event, scheduled for September 21, 2019.
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The details lay out the plan: “The time is now for us to find dat big boi.”
True, very true. It has been quite a long time coming.
While the planned invasion of Area 51 sounds like it could end very, very badly, storming a lake seems a little less dangerous. That said, the Royal National Lifeboat Institution says that Loch Ness does pose some risks for people who plan to find Nessie once and for all. A spokesperson said, “Our Atlantic 85 lifeboat has an impressive survivor-carrying capacity, but even that will be stretched by the ‘attendees’ of this event.”
However, Loch Ness is public land, so people can’t be kept out like at Area 51.
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When I read about the Loch Ness Monster as a kid, I always assumed the body of water was small and was perplexed as to why no one could capture the creature or at least get a really good photo of it. Here are the facts: Loch Ness is 22 miles in length, more than 750 feet deep, has extremely cold water, and can produce 13-foot waves. In fact, Loch Ness is one of the largest bodies of water in the British Isles.
Sooooo, it turns out I’ve been wrong all these years. And it sounds like a lot of people might be better off staying home instead of battling those dangerous waters.
We’ll see in September if dat big boi really is uncovered…
