If there’s one thing we all like to think we want, it’s an interesting life. If you’re being woken in the middle of the night by a partner shouting nonsense, and they have no recollection of it in the morning, well…some days, that might be a bit too interesting.
For these 12 people, though, strangeness equaled hilarity, so I guess no harm, no foul.
12. Bless his heart.
That would be a bit disconcerting.
11. So super awkward when you’re just dating.
How do you broach that subject?
10. You can never have too many parachutes.
Better safe than sorry.
9. That’s kind of an existential question.
Are they dead or alive once they’re picked?
8. Yes, yes perfectly well.
How could they not?
7. How do you answer that question?
She probably just went back to sleep either way.
6. That’s a story idea if I’ve ever heard one.
I hope he wrote it down.
5. What a considerate spouse.
No one wants to miss the film!
4. She wasn’t going to argue with him like that.
I hope he came back to bed.
3. That’s how you intimidate a tiger.
Maybe. I wouldn’t try it.
2. What does he me no more bread?
I would have demanded an explanation.
1. It’s the last one that gets you.
How many trousers does a man need?
I wouldn’t want to live with a sleep talker, but I guess you can’t kick someone out for a thing they have no control over, huh?
If you live the sleep talker life, share your best stories with us in the comments!