I feel like it’s hard to have a long attention span these days. The advent of social media and the internet and the constant barrage of information 24/7 has made even the most focused of people feel scattered now and again, right?
That said, some of us have always had a harder time than others, and if you’re someone who already thinks I’m talking too much and are wondering when I’m going to get to the point, these 12 tweets should be right up your alley.
12. The walks are all we have.
We’re going to take them but we don’t have to like it.
11. This is a whole mood.
Better to make that decision before bed, I think.
10. Bless.
This is the most DC thing I’ve ever seen.
https://twitter.com/zdarsky/status/1353828838933893121?s=20
9. What is “normal.”
You know what you’ve gotten yourself into, Sir.
8. I don’t think he has bones.
No one wants a crunchy biscuit.
7. I thought about this for way too long.
And now you have, too. You’re welcome.
6. That sounds right.
I’m pretty sure that’s right.
https://twitter.com/samkeslr/status/1353171122519494657?s=20
5. They can’t quite make up for it.
They keep trying, though.
https://twitter.com/justcaem/status/1353061730264338433?s=20
4. I think we’ll have to disagree.
Either that or he misspelled “annoying.”
3. Winter football games are the perfect nap opportunity.
Don’t @ me.
2. Some people really lead special lives.
Or much more interesting ones than I, at any rate.
1. Many would be with her.
Maybe even an army.
It’s harder to make a funny short joke than a long one, I think.
What’s your favorite one-liner? Let’s keep up the short laughs in the comments!
