You might have clicked on this link out of pure, morbid curiosity. Like…you never imagined celebrities as sausages, right? It never occured to you that anyone could be reimagined as a sausage, perhaps, and you certainly never guessed it might be something you need in your life.
Well, I’m here to convince you – with the help of the Instagram account of one Erik Vernieuwe, a full-time pastry chef.
Below are 15 of his best sausage (re)creations.
15. The captions are my favorite part.
I can hardly tell this is a hot dog and not the real thing!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiBdq_qHaId/
14. It’s Popeye the Hot Dog Man!
He doesn’t live in a garbage can (because he lives in my belly).
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAHeVHjAhfB/
13. Weinerscissors.
He makes a lovely bush.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh8SWHLHoUL/
12. Hot dog Rockettes.
Why do their legs look so fantastic?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzhm0W7IBkh/
11. This hot dog villain looks miserable.
It should be cackling, really.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhvit0PnzFl/
10. Is that…Louis XVI?
If not, I can make it happen with one bite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByCRhmuC5jg/
9. Hot dogs for Christmas.
I doubt anyone will complain.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdFuU2Wl_iR/
8. I do believe it’s Belle.
Those candles better take a step back.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi0-etUAw_7/
7. I’m dead now.
Where are her seashells and fins?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbd29bolq4x/
6. Awww, the Tin Man.
This actually works really well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiyYMYAgsSQ/
5. Gandalf. I would follow him anywhere.
As long as I could eat him at the end of the trip.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYpi0gHFq2v/
4. It’s a hard knock life for Pi the weiner.
No way that tiger is letting him live.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bii7uqEj50N/
3. Even hot dogs need Halloween costumes.
I hope they don’t get stuffed with candy though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYGhKzIFbQz/
2. She left her hot dog son at home for the the holidays.
KEVIN!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiQ7B8YHpqk/
1. Ok this one is my favorite.
Green hot dog and all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXrrinWldGG/
These are definitely celebrities and movie scenes with sausages, though for some reason, all I keep seeing is Beaker from The Muppets.
What food would you use to recreate celebrities and movie scenes?
Let’s muse in the comments!
