We all know you’re too busy to be putzing around on the internet. We all also know that you’re going to continue doing just that until the last possible moment, so why not let us help you enjoy it?
These 12 tweets are just what the doctor ordered when it comes to wasting time and also entertaining yourself, so please – waste away (but not forever).
12. You’ll never see it any other way.
So this is important.
11. I mean, how dare he?
This is a quick way to end a flirtation.
10. The more you know.
I wouldn’t eat those at home, though.
9. That would be apt.
Perhaps painfully so.
8. Ouch.
That’s quite a criticism.
7. This just made me laugh out loud.
Come on, that’s funny!
6. I’m going to steal this.
And I’m not even going to feel badly about it, either.
5. Yes that must be it.
Prepare yourself for more flirting.
4. It doesn’t always have to MEAN something.
People are so clingy ugh.
3. She can’t be anything else.
Not anymore.
2. I have no idea why this is so funny.
But it definitely is.
1. Do the dishes, friend.
Or don’t. What do I care?
See? Totally worth your time, yeah?
What’s your go-to time waster online? Tell us in the comments!