If there’s one single thing that’s true about being an adult, I think it’s that no one is really an adult. We’re all faking it, just walking around pretending we know what we’re doing when in reality, we have no idea.
These 14 people think they know a few other things about being an adult, and I promise, they’ll all make you laugh.
14. Oh, at least.
That might be a minimum these days.
13. Sometimes it’s an excuse.
Other times you just really didn’t want to go.
12. Humans are weird.
Those minutes sure can be precious!
11. It’s usually the latter.
Though you can throw in the occasional allergies, just for fun.
10. If it makes it “away” at all.
I can’t be the only one living out of a laundry basket.
9. It’s eye-opening, for sure.
Though if you remember being a child, you know why they need to blow off steam.
8. Fun fact: it’s neither.
You can do both at the same time if you want to get really crazy.
7. There are so many reasons to need to lie down.
And all of them happen multiple times a day now.
6. It’s all about perspective.
Because it really doesn’t matter at all.
5. You have to have some.
Otherwise the recipient will think you hate them!
4. What sort of monster actually calls?
It’s gotta be some kind of scam.
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3. It’ll be asking you to go somewhere you need to bring a gift.
Or reminding you you’re a year older.
2. And then throw kids into the mix?
We’re obviously gluttons for punishment.
1. Yeah, pretty much.
You’ll need at least that much every time you dare walk into a grocery store, for sure.
It’s ludicrous when you really think about it, right?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve realized about being an adult? Share it with us in the comments!