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I don’t know about you, but I love hearing what other people think in the shower. If I get in there with no music on, no audiobook playing, and no kids screaming in the background (a real trick these days!) I honestly never know what’s going to come to mind – but I’m always excited to find out!
These 24 people were just innocently washing their hair when they realized they were actually very wet philosophers – and now they’re sharing their sudsy revelations with all of us!
24. If they really deserved it.
Isn’t that ironic?
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23. When you think about it that way…
That’s quite an accomplishment.
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22. We’ve been playing Candyland all this time.
The kids inside us should absolutely love this train of thought.
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21. Being bored away from home is torture.
We only love it when we can actually do and say nothing.
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20. The next time you think about leaving it…
Just do the math and take the second!
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19. There are maternal societies.
It does make more sense, but who cares about that I guess.
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18. They just want to laugh.
And really, why should we begrudge them that?
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17. I love this take.
Hopefully all kids are wanted but adopted kids KNOW they were.
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16. This is an excellent take.
Middle age is when people definitely lose a few f**ks.
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15. Well this is just disgusting.
Though I would definitely still rather eat the gummy worms.
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14. I could go on about this.
I hate this dynamic and it’s apparently never going to stop.
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13. Our brains do a lot of sus stuff.
Don’t even get me started on nightmares.
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12. This is probably true in most cases.
Not all, but the statistics don’t lie.
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11. They don’t need to see the road.
You know, because they don’t have eyes.
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10. Just use the dollar.
Or dog-ear the page. The police are not going to come for you.
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9. It’s a lot of school for that sort of work.
But the views are great. So are the bragging rights.
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8. I believe some people’s houses are always clean.
Am I wrong on this one?
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7. You can’t trust those things.
Because you can’t trust the people behind them, obviously.
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6. People are people, y’all.
Doesn’t matter what clothes they’re wearing at the time.
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5. There’s no way that’s going well.
Anyone who thinks it will is fooling themselves.
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4. I bet they probably did.
Because once again, humans!
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3. You’ve gotta be one or the other.
Please, pick one!
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2. It’s a sad state of affairs.
If you look at it that way.
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1. Again, brains.
Not really nice at all, aside from keeping us alive.
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Don’t you just love reading stuff like this? The human brain is really something else.
What’s the best shower thought you ever had? Hit us with it in the comments!
