How much time you got, buddy?
That’s what I’d say if someone asked me what I don’t like about my body.
But we’re not here to talk about me today, my friends…
Instead, we’re gonna hear from folks on AskReddit about what they don’t like about their bodies.
Let’s check them out!
1. Painful.
“My toenails.
They’re always growing into my skin whenever I don’t clip them right.
Hurts like a b**ch.”
2. Diseased.
“My reproductive system. It’s diseased and it’s the bane of my existence.
I know for a fact that it’s out to spite me because I’ll bleed for weeks, stop bleeding, then as soon as I decide it’s safe enough to wear my pretty underwear, it starts again.
It does it on purpose.”
3. Too bad.
“Bad lungs.
I used to be forced to carry Charcoal dust off the flatbed trucks delivering cheap coal in England 1978, I had to use a paper log rolling machine and fill them with the coal dust and make paper logs for our fire place.
After a year I developed really bad asthma and am now 51 and carry oximeter, inhalers etc.”
4. Not fun.
“I have celiac disease.
Why did my body just one day decide delicious wheat/gluten was the absolute enemy? What the actual f**k?
There are so many pathogens to attack and you choose a harmless delicious little protein?”
5. Scoliosis.
“I have scoliosis expect I’ve got the rare version of it that causes back pain.
How does this happen?
Instead of curving like an S like scoliosis normally does my spine curves the other way which is the only way scoliosis can cause pain!”
6. I’m not high.
“My lazy eye.
Everytime I smile for a photo, I look like I’m high.”
7. Beer belly.
“Beer belly I don’t even drink that often.
It won’t go away I do ninja warrior style gym training and it’s still there. Just go away already.
I gave up pasta for you to go away you stubborn POS.”
8. Ugh.
“Chronic kidney stones. I have had them for the past 12 years – always have about 3-4 kicking around at all times – pass 1-2 every year – recently got an X-ray and there is a new one that’s 11mm – I’m petrified!”
9. The cycle.
“Hormonal acne. It’s just a dang cycle.
Gets s**tty, clearing up, looking good, and repeat. Unless of course important event is coming.
Then it’s s**tty time no matter what. Womp womp.”
10. Hurtin’.
“My feet hurt when I sleep properly, my knees hurt when I don’t.
Also acid reflux. Constant never ending reflux.”
11. The ticker.
“My heart don’t work right.
I’m in my early 30s, fairly active and by no means overweight, and the f**ker still won’t let me exert myself to the maximum without me passing out once I hit 160 BPM.”
12. Unpleasant.
“My second toe on my right foot will suddenly cramp if I’m dehydrated or flex my foot wrong.
Lately it will happen as I’m getting in my car after work.
Unpleasant.”
13. Sounds painful.
“My shoulder just doesn’t seem to sit in it’s socket quite right.
It always feels like it’s “falling out”, it’s hard to explain, but it can be uncomfortable at times.”
Is there something you don’t like about your body?
If so, talk to us in the comments.
We look forward to it!
