In my correct opinion, the best thing about texting is it has given us an easy way to be extremely passive aggressive with those we love.
And really…is there anything better than tormenting those closest to us?
Let’s get up on these texts and ride them into the sunset!
1. We’ve all thought about doing this, but were just too lazy.
2. I’ll just leaf this right here…
3. Nailed it.
4. Google Facebook.com…
5. Spoiler alert, that’s not their dog.
6. Somebody’s lovin’ it.
7. I think I found my porn name.
8. I’d like to know the answer to this one too…
9. Please text me ALL the time.
10. This one time at band camp…
11. They know they don’t have to hit send, right?
12. Legit street name bro. High five!