Growing up seems like something that everyone goes through–but there are some individuals who take much longer to mature than others. When it comes to our boyfriends and husbands, we realize from time to time that no matter how old they are, it only takes 2 seconds for them to revert to being an absolute manchild. Ladies, don’t leave your men unattended in stores, with the kids, with the dog, or anywhere in the house. You never know what they’re going to do–and, most of the time, it’s groan-worthy.
67. We’re Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition
66. There Was A Storm During The Eclipse So He Improvised
65. During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5-Year-Olds. He’s The One For Me
64. Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker
63. My Buddy Wins Father’s Day Today. – “I Woke Up Today With A Missed Call From My Mom And About 15 Tags To Beat The Cheerio Stack Record. 10 Hours Later It Has Been Broken”
62. My Father-In-Law Is A Contractor. This Is Him Installing A Mirror
61. Had Sparklers At My Wedding Reception Last Night. I Think They Won Over My Father-In-Law
60. He Really Wanted To Swim With His Turtle
59. My Friend’s Dad Is In Boston Sightseeing Today
58. When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch
57. While On My Computer My Boyfriend Walked Up Behind Me And Started Rubbing My Back. I Thought He Was Being Sweet, Then He Sent This Picture To My Phone
56. I Should Have Known Better When My Boyfriend Offered To Make My Bed
55. Boyfriend Knocked Over His Orange Juice, Waitress Brought Him This
54. He Keeps Placing This Around To Scare Me
53. When Your Husband Cleans The Kitchen And Rearranges The Fridge Magnets
52. I Let My Boyfriend Choose A Shower Curtain And Now We Have This
51. When I Ask My Husband To Cut Vents In The Turkey Pot Pie
50. I Could Never Game Because Of My Toddler Son So I Finally Bought A Play Pen
49. My Boyfriend Studying For Finals
48. Just When I Think My Boyfriend Is A Grown Up
47. When You Let Your Husband Help With The Sorting/Sealing/Labeling Of Meat
46. When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Take Your Photo
45. I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsmen
44. Our Mexican Christmas Tree… Well For 3 Minutes. Wife’s No Fun
43. Fixed Our Bathroom Picture. Wife Is Not Amused
42. I Like To Leave Our Giant Sock Monkey Posed For The Wife To Find. She’s Never As Amused As I Am
41. “Fixed” The Kitchen Canister Labels Last Week. Wife Hasn’t Noticed, Yet
40. My Husband Finished Off The Snowman For Me
39. My Husband Is An Asshole
38. I’m 38. I’m Immature. I Found A Buttato
37. Farting Boyfriend Causes Neighbors To Call Police
36. My Mom Made The Kids Dinosaur Tails For Christmas But They Don’t Fit Around Adult Waists
35. Saw This Man Sneakily Blowing Bubbles In The Train Station. When I Made Eye Contact With Him And Smiled, He Came Up To Me And Whispered, “No One Suspects The Adult”
34. Sister Texted Me Saying She Lost Her Husband At Babies R Us. 20 Minutes Later, She Found Him
33. So My Boyfriend Had To Pull Over To Take A Pic Of This
32. My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her
31. My Husband’s Late Night Contribution To The Questionable Label On My Wine
30. What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There’s An Ice Cream Sale
29. So I Took My Adult Friends To The Kids Zoo
28. 3 Years Ago He Unknowingly Bought A 2 Person Child’s Tent Thinking It Was Adult Sized. And He Still Took It To The Festival
27. Girlfriend Called Me Childish For Stopping To Take This Photo. She Just Doesn’t Understand The Childish Jokes Are Sometimes The Best
26. My Wife Bought New Couch Pillows You Can Draw On. Immature Me Couldn’t Resist
25. My 32-Year-Old Husband Playing In His New Pool. We Don’t Have Kids By The Way
24. One Of My Best Friends Married His Girlfriend Yesterday. Our Other Best Friend Was His Witness
23. My Boyfriend Ordered 500 Googly Eyes “For Reasons” And This Is One Of The First Things He Did
22. He Got His Head Stuck In The Porch Yesterday Whilst Trying To Feed A Dead Bee To A Spider That Lives In The Bushes
21. My 90-Year-Old Grandfather At His Battlestation. He Was The Person Who Introduced Me To Several Tech Things, Such As A PC, An iPad, And A Tesla
20. My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard
19. My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard
18. Caught My Husband Red-Handed. Thought He Was Working Out
17. This Is How My Boyfriend And His Cat Catch Bugs Together
16. My Husband Is No Longer Allowed To Go To The Craft Store Alone
15. Printed And Attached To Wife’s Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn’t Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes
14. When You Enjoy The Soft Play More Than Your Nephew
13. At The Flower Shop With My Wife And Suddenly I’m Immature
12. My Boyfriend’s New Favorite Game – Machine Gun Kitten
11. My Boyfriend Just Started Using Timeline And Discovered You Could Post Life Events
10. Don’t Know If I Should Let My Husband Pack His Lunch Anymore
9. My Husband Went Grocery Shopping And Now I Have A Fruit Basket Full Of Cupcakes
8. Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves
7. When You Leave Your Husband Alone With The Garden Decor
6. I’m A Bad Father. I Convinced My Kids This Is An Eyeball Remover.
5. My Father Got A 3D Printer And Created This. So Proud!
4. Some People Never Grow Up
3. What To Expect If You Marry A Man-Child
2. Look At All These Kids
1. I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This
This article first appeared on Petty Mayo.