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Dad of 4 Girls Tweets All the Brilliant and Funny Things They Say

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While the majority of parents tend to record the memories of their children via photographs and videos, James Breakwell has been documenting his time with his four daughters in a different way.

The comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis has been using Twitter to share his daily conversations with his – and it’s earned him over a million followers since he started in April 2016.

Here are some of the best posts he’s shared.

1. Yeah girl! Do it!

Just don’t embarrass them.

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2. The future is female!

Or something like that.

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3. Yeah… you asked what I was doing.

Don’t get it twisted, dad!

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4. She’s got a point!

Aren’t boy just human dogs? Really.

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5. The Kid likes to get straight to the point.

I appreciate that kind of honesty.

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6. Yeah, and you’re only alive because of me.

So take that, kid!

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7. Oh snap…

That kid has got some mad skills.

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8. She’s got you there.

I’m sure somebody is listening. Maybe.

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9. At least she doesn’t have allergies!

Just be thankful for what you’ve got, okay?

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10. Oh… I think she’s on to something…

Are we sure this kid isn’t a genius?

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11. Actually kid… she is.

You’ll learn some day.

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12. But do they?

Come on kid… don’t hate on men TOO much.

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13. She knows her strategy.

It’s a sounds strategy.

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14. Then take all that stuff off, kid!

You be you!

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15. My precious!

I love it.

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16. I see we have a Harry Potter fan…

I’ll allow it.

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17. I think she can do it.

If anybody can, it’s her.

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18. Come on kid…

Just eat the pancakes you little monster.

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19. I don’t think anybody can answer this one.

I’m still thinking.

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20. That’s why kids have parents!

Thankfully, we are not gazelles.

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Alright, and now we’re to the end. And wasn’t that hilarious?

What did you think about those tweets? Is Breakwell a genius or is did create a genius?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!