I don’t know about you, but in my mind, being intimate with a partner is something that should maintain some level of mystery.
Or at the very least, you should just be able to cuddle afterward instead of comparing stats like you’re trying to make the playoffs.
So, this might fall under the category of Nobody Asked For This, but British Condoms is giving it to you anyway: a penis ring that measures all of your stats during sex.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BldHYl5lG53/
Meet the i.Con (seriously?), a penis ring that holds condoms in place, gathers information during the act, and then texts you or updates your app with all of the deets so you can (not) enjoy the afterglow.
It’s sort of like a Fitbit for your penis, and, honestly, it seems like a terrible idea. Frankly, one of the worst ideas I’ve heard in the last year, which is incredible because 2019 has been filled with disasters.
The i.Con’s nano-chips and sensors track your girth, velocity, calories burned, and so much more – it can even detect proteins or antigens associated with STIs (seems dubious to me…).
https://www.instagram.com/p/BROHDAYlhQS/
Everyone wants that text right after they finish enjoying themselves. Not.
If you’re some kind of masochist and dying to purchase this thing, you can preorder it for $73.58 (if you live outside the U.K. you’re going to need to ask someone to order it for you, though).
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcUvLohF6ik/
So. There you go.
Another technology win?
I guess you decide!
