9. “Awkward Teenage Brain”

When I was 15 I kissed a horses penis in a pathetic attempt to appear sexy for its keeper.

We were visiting a farm in Louisiana, and this guy that worked on the farm was showing me the stables while my parents were talking to the owners. It was that horny time in a lady’s life, and I kept flirting with him. During the naughtier parts of the conversation I mentioned the horse’s cock and squatted down.

He said something like, “Uh, yeah, it’s pretty big,” and somehow my awkward teenage brain thought it would be sexy of me to play with it, so I stroked it a couple of times and kissed it. The poor guy just stood there and watched in horror.

10. No Statute of Limitations?

My boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year and I love him with all my heart. He’s very against cheating and we would never EVER cheat on each other. He’s made it clear that he’d never date a cheater. If he ever found out that I cheated on my last boyfriend, our relationship would be over.

11. Falling

I can’t go outside if there’s not enough clouds because I genuinely feel like I’m going to fall into the sky.

I know in my rational mind that it’s a ridiculous fear – unfortunately my rational mind doesn’t have a chance to say anything before the adrenaline sets in at which point I feel like the universe is going to suck me up into it.

It’s the most helpless and dreadful feeling and as a long time mental patient I’m fairly certain there’s no help I can get for this so it’s something that I’ll just have to live with forever.

I want a new brain because life is too much for this one. I don’t know how many people have killed themselves out of sheer fear of existence but I’m circling the drain.

There were actually several comments after this post from people who suffer from the same condition, and the OP seemed to find comfort in that.

12. Not Poly

I realize I can’t share someone in a polyamorous relationship.

I was new to this different relationship type. I only fell for one guy in the relationship (MFM) but he is married to the other guy (who isn’t sexually interested in me at all) and they live together and I have to live on my own for a while till something is suppose to happen. I hate the fact that they are together every day and I am not with them until we plan something. I am confused by all of this and I might erase all my feelings for the other guy, this sucks ass -_-

13. Rounding Down

I (29m) have had between 70-100 partners from age 18 until now. I have spent 5 years in 3 different relationships. I was never once unfaithful. That means I’ve averaged, while single, between 1-1.5 new sexual partners a month.

The only girl I’ve told the whole truth to reacted fairly (she thought it was a big number, but not a big deal), but how on earth do I tell someone who has maybe only had 2-10 partners what a tremendous whore I am? Instead I have consistently lied to every girl (minus one) who I’ve ever dated when asked about my number.

I usually say, “I don’t really keep track, but I’d guess around 25.”

This makes me a shitty person.

14. “He’s not young and hot, he’s 40 and balding…”

I have a crush on my history teacher. I don’t get it… He’s not young and hot, he’s 40 and balding… It’s been bothering me for almost a year now…

I know It’s not normal, and I even have a boyfriend, but I still have a thing for this guy… I think there is some underlying reason why I like him so much, but I can’t figure it out. I have no clue what to do…

Maybe it’s just me, as a balding almost 40-year-old, but I kinda feel like this about it: