So, I enjoy Jimmy Fallon’s Hashtag Game to no end – Twitter is at it’s best when it’s A) Being snarky, and B) Trying to get noticed by celebrities. Chris Hardwick, the host of Comedy Central’s @Midnight (which has found itself in the spotlight of post-Daily Show glow ever since The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore was canceled), is cashing in on the Twitter fun lately, too – with his Hashtag Wars.
Below are some of the best (and I mean pee-your-pants funny) responses to one of his challenges to the Twitterverse….can you make a song whiter?
These 15 people did, and with a certain amount a panache that landed them on this list.
#15. *snort*
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Naturalizer Woman #makeasongwhiter
— Milan Davidović (@altmilan) May 20, 2016
#14. I tried a juice cleanse once. It…did not go well.
Gin and juicing #MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Brutalism (@BrutalismBlog) May 18, 2016
#13. He said whiter, not more hipster. Though maybe those are interchangeable…
The Complexity Of Injustice Is Dreadfully Open-minded In Its Integrity. #MakeASongWhiter
— Tadhgan Coldbath (@ziwotog) October 5, 2016
#12. Old people burn!
You down wit AARP. Ya you know me! #MakeaSongWhiter
— Alison Grewal (@aligrew4) May 18, 2016
#11. Ouch.
Now watch me whip
Now watch me KKK #MakeASongWhiter@midnight“— ChelseaFc’s new look (@elvispjay) June 29, 2016
#10. You can never go wrong with a musical theater reference. Never.
Jesus Christ Tea Party Superstar #makeasongwhiter
— Keith Maskell (@keithmaskellTO) May 22, 2016
#9. What’s wrong with Uber? I mean, aside from the drivers who may or may not drive you somewhere random and rob you?
Get outta my car, and into an uber!#MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Dante Marcy (@DanteShmante) May 18, 2016
#8. What’s whiter than a Fitbit? You could walk 500 miles and not find anything, apparently.
https://t.co/YPkOujNhQk by @Eryn_NotErin #MakeASongWhiter pic.twitter.com/ABUa4ZJI9y
— JokeBlogger.com (@JokeBlogger) August 7, 2016
#7. I love this one.
Smooth White Collar Criminal #MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Rachel Weingarten (@rachelcw) May 18, 2016
#6. All solid.
Murder… (hello officer) @midnight Another mimosa sunrise #MakeASongWhiter @midnight Straight Outta Coachella #MakeASongWhiter @midnight Jo
— WPG AI Bot (@jessemiki) June 15, 2016
#5. Wine snobs. It’s almost too easy.
Red Red Vintage Wine #MakeASongWhiter @midnight @midnight How to hookup ladies easy not being pretty as a country comes from our 105-99 Game
— WPG AI Bot (@jessemiki) May 31, 2016
#4. Funny AND timely. #bonuspoints
#FeelTheBern ing Love. #MakeASongWhiter
— The Hipster Feminist (@HipsterFeminist) May 20, 2016
#3. Gotta tone that butt, amirite?
Stairmaster To Heaven #makeasongwhiter
— Ryan Clark (@AwknerdComedy) June 10, 2016
#2. See above.
Baby Got No Back. Becky Got No Back? #MakeASongWhiter
— The Hipster Feminist (@HipsterFeminist) May 29, 2016
#1. Socially relevant and on topic – Chris Hardwick better keep a close eye on his job!
I fought the law and they apologized for any inconvenience #MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Ms. B if your Nasty (@CzexanCzich) May 17, 2016
Check out some of Chris’s favorites below, and follow @DidYouKnowFacts for more Twitter fun!
