I wish I was as “average” as these folks think they are. This story comes from an anonymous New York City couple. They have two children and make a combined $500,00 a year, and they broke down their expenses for all to see.

Oh yeah, and they feel “average”.

Here is the breakdown for you to mull over (and likely be jealous of).

Those numbers, to most people out there, are pretty insane and totally unrealistic. The  actual average household income in the United States in 2017 was $61,372, just to give you an idea of what we’re talking about here.

Predictably, people on the Internet mocked these “average” people relentlessly.

This is an excellent point.

This was a big point of contention, too.

And finally, this guy put the cherry on top of the whole thing.

If they’re average, I guess I must be a peasant…now I’m depressed.