if-your-local-waffle-house-is-closed-you-should

If your local Waffle House is closed, you should probably run.

Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during the threat of absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of a natural disaster based on whether Waffle Houses in the area are still open. They call this “The Waffle House Index.”

(Source, Source 2)