I don’t know what this fella Matt Shirley does for a living, but he needs to be a relationship counselor…or a comedian. On his Instagram page, Shirley recently revealed the chart he created about the pros and cons of different first date locations.
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There’s some seriously useful information on there, right? Well, Shirley isn’t a one-trick pony. His Instagram page is filled with helpful charts on a variety of subjects ranging from playing Mario Kart to what to expect during your Uber ride. Take a look at a bunch of different charts that Shirley has created and just try not to be impressed.
He’s so wise…
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On point!
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How the weekend intersects:
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No trick. Only treat.
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This is why I don’t run, tbh
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That f**king blue shell!
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Yeah, you’re not getting out of there without a rectal
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It’s mostly pee for me
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I think I need some coffee now!
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Still can’t dance well. 🙁
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Coincidence? We think not!
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I never thought about it like this!
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