“Straight Pride” parade planned in Boston. With floats. pic.twitter.com/JcTsGRjNPn

— carolynryan 🏳️‍🌈🏓 (@carolynryan) June 4, 2019

The Straight Pride Parade should end at a giant clitoris so they just end up walking in circles until they die because they can’t find it.

— Peanut Butter Pretzels (@onedankmom) June 4, 2019

isn’t a straight pride parade just traffic

— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) June 4, 2019

Honeydew is the straight pride parade of melons.

Boring, flavorless, and nobody ever really asks for it.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) June 5, 2019

Straights are really doing a straight pride parade… https://t.co/Z6NXFydgUo

— Euphoria ⁷ (@cheescakepan) June 4, 2019

you know the straight pride parade is just everyone who got rejected from a conga line at a party

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) June 5, 2019

if the straight pride parade happens, I might actually stand a chance on Xbox Live for a couple of hours

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) June 5, 2019

I’m confused I thought they already had straight pride isn’t that what coachella is?

— Elise Bauman (@baumanelise) June 5, 2019

A straight pride parade is just 5 guys bullying someone wearing their school football team jersey in the middle of the street.

— Alex Elmslie (@ImAllexx) June 5, 2019

every time you catch yourself thinking there should be a “straight pride” parade put a dollar in a jar and then at the end of the month use that money to go see a therapist

— search Keefler on spotify (@Keefler_Elf) June 5, 2019

straight pride is basically year round:

january: toyotathon
february: super bowl
march: st. patricks day
april: easter
july: old navy 4th of july sale
october: columbus day
november: black friday
december: santacon

give us one f*cking month, damn.

— stephen (@StephenOssola) June 4, 2019

Isn’t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?

— Christine Thompson (@MadamShefter) June 4, 2019