Alright, friends, it’s about that time again…
Time to sit back, kick your feet up, crack open a cold beverage of your choice, and enjoy some hilarious tweets! Come on, you know you want to!
And I gotta tell you, these tweets really hit the spot in a major way. I’m talking about that sweet spot where your funny bone just feels like it can’t take it anymore.
We like to call it “laughter overload.”
So what do you say? Are you ready to get busy with all this funny business? Let’s check it out!
1. You’re in the wrong ‘hood.
It gets scary out there…
2. This is gonna get weird.
And I don’t think there will be a second date!
3. Hahahah. I really hope he said that.
I have my fingers crossed on this one.
4. Oh, NOW it’s not a contest?
When did that happen?
5. Your body is a temple.
But I never said what kind of temple…
6. You clearly read the book.
Did that pick-up line work?
7. Soaking wet carrots.
They’re always like that, aren’t they?
8. Can I get some foregiveness?
That would sure be nice?
9. He’ll totally think you’re paying attention.
Just trust us on this one…
10. Sure, you were…
And so was I…
11. Pick out a new weekly outfit, okay?
And yes, you’ll get 7 full days out of it.
Now it’s your turn!
Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately that you really loved?
If the answer is YES, please share them with us in the comments.
Thanks in advance!