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If Disney films were rated PG-13 instead of PG, you could slip an F-word in there. Where would you use yours for maximum impact?
#15. I can hear it already.
Inside Out. Just once, have Anger (Lewis Black) say “Motherf**ker!” once in the film.
Since “motherf**ker” isn’t allowed in a PG-13 film, Lewis screaming “Son of a bi**h!” would probably be better.
#14. I’ve always heard it that way.
“I am Merida, first-born descendant of Clan DunBroch, and I’ll be shooting for my own FOOKING hand.”
#13. Hercules
Hades from Hercules. So many great lines that could do with an F-Bomb.
“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this… bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS F**KING MERCHANDISE?”
#12. I would pay extra.
“Where’s my motherf**kin’ super suit?!”
No lie.
I would pay extra for versions of these movies in which Frozone says motherf**ker a lot.
#11. Is that not what he says?
“Congratulations San Francisco! YOU F*CKING RUINED PIZZA!”
#10. That is mahogany!
Yzma: That’s it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are ya f**kin’ kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
#9. True story.
“Arendelle’s in deep, deep, deep, deep…s**t.” ?
#8. Sing it.
“Because I’m formulating, okay?! I’m taking in information, I’m processing, I’m doing the math, I’m fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it?! By rolling with the punches, baby! I eat thunder and crap lightning, okay? Because I’m Mr. Incredible! Not Mr. Mediocre, or Mr. So-so Guy. Mr. In-f**king-credible!”
#7. Hahahahahahaha yes.
Are Star Wars movies considered Disney movies now?
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
“F**k you”
#6. Makes sense.
I’d make Wall-E say “f**k” when the spaceship is about to leave
#5. At the worst moment.
I’d love for Mike to find out about Boo in the restaurant, and say, “F**k.”
Just to have Boo say it at the worst moments.
#4. Sam Jackson must.
The Incredibles.. let Sam Jackson get one motherf**ker in the movie somewhere!
#3. *Snort*
They call me MR F**KIN PIGGGGGG.
#2. Don’t cut her off.
Let Moana say ‘son of a bi**h’ instead of being cut off
Edit: Guess what mom I’m on Comment Awards
#1. Oh my God.
“no one f**ks like Gaston”
“No one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as gaston”
“It’s especially good at ejaculaaaating…”
“My what a size that Gastooonnn!”
I may need a flowchart to choose mine!
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