Turning 40 is no joke – I tried to treat it like any other day, but my body had different ideas. My back “went out” for the first time in my life less than a month later.
And y’all, this list is spot on. I have no idea why, but we’re basically all the same.
#20. Don’t SASS me!
#19. Because that’s what computers had to do back in the Stone Age.
https://twitter.com/marytturk/status/998384622705823744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#18. There’s a magical age when you quit giving a f*ck, that’s why.
#17. We forgot our readers.
https://twitter.com/DylanOstrowski/status/987044775722475520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#16. They remember what it was like to talk in person.
#15. Because we’re too lazy to carry a diaper bag and a purse.
#14. Okay I lied. I will never do this. #texting4eva
#13. No one should have the sound on their phone or tablet in public. Period.
#12. They’ve got the vodka in their purse.
#11. As opposed to?
#10. Because we never know if we’re going to need to add more.
https://twitter.com/whorrerx/status/786697579912237057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#9. Wait, that’s not how you’re supposed to text?
https://twitter.com/FunnyQuotees/status/598673044735795200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#8. Because we’ve been here before, son.
#7. I can see this one is hitting a nerve. *makes note to keep doing it…*
https://twitter.com/Queerdad_/status/1065935471405137920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#6. Just to screw with you.
https://twitter.com/ChasodyF/status/1115762401360719878?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#5. Okay but just stop taking pictures of your junk.
https://twitter.com/saucerton/status/1133068647713447936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#4. It’s delicious any way you say it.
https://twitter.com/mattyem_30/status/1025085203012878336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fquestions-for-people
#3. Habits are hard to break.
#2. This is so awkward.
#1. Probably because we pay for them ourselves.
Bring on the wrinkle cream!
