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Jilted Wife Auctions Wedding Dress with World’s Most Hilariously Bitter eBay Listing.

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God bless this woman who is auctioning her old wedding dress on eBay to help fund her divorce. The dress, which is going for over £65,000, is apparently in “great condition but needs dry cleaning before wearing to get rid of the stench of betrayal.” Damn.

Says the scathing auction listing:

I’m selling this designer Art Deco wedding dress in ivory. Mainly selling as I need to pay for my divorce which my ex-husband has left me to foot the bill for! It’s strapless, with a long lace train which can be hooked up for the evening do. It’s a size 6 and I’ve had it altered so it will be perfect for someone who is 5ft or under with heels and is looking to save some money on a dress. There are tiny buttons down the back but these are for decoration as it fastens with a long zip, so quite easy to get into compared to some of the monstrosities of dresses I’ve seen.

As it reaches the floor, it is a little dirty around this area and so will need a dry clean before it’s worn for your special day. I didn’t have time to get it dry-cleaned myself before my cheating scumbag of a husband decided to call an end to our marriage. It cost my poor parents around £2000 brand new in 2014!

I’ll also throw in my veil (yes, that’s right – I went all out princess on the day!). Sorry that there are only two pictures but when I found out my husband was living with another woman, I pretty much burned/permanently deleted everything with his disgusting face on it!

If you want a dress that is full of bad memories and shattered hopes and dreams then this is the one for you! Hope this dress brings you a lot more happiness than it brought me in the end and if not…well you can always sell it on here!

If you’ve got any questions – either about the dress or the skank that my husband ran off with – then please feel free to contact me!

Hopefully she can use some of the profit she’s making on this dress on a long vacation.

This article was first published by our friends at Someecards.